You just made me feel so damn special
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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