I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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