he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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