What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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