You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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