she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
being pregnant is like rehab
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
