I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....