She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.