Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?