Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia