8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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