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• (815): View more from Illinois

  the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants

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• (408): View more from California

  worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.

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• (716): View more from New York

  her body is proportioned like a family guy character

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.

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• (661): View more from California

  I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.

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• (619): View more from California

  Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You and the dog were competed for the water dish

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• (914): View more from New York

  Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party

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• (716): View more from New York

  I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.

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