Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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