My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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