Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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