so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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