How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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