Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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