I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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