As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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