I'm eating all of the evidence.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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