he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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