BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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