that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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