if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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