Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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