as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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