Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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