i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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