I got chris browned last night
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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