To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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