I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
