am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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