This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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