sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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