have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
false alarm. still invincible.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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