can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he thought i was a dude.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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