My first STD was from a foam party
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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