I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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