Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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