i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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