spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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