I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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