Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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