We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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