I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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