why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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