Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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