Define "chronic" masturbator.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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