But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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