is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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