Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Send help, water and tortillas.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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