My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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