Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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